The Coolest Thang EVAH on Ebay

There are times I am grateful that I am not rich. This is one of those times. I don't even want to contemplate the trouble I would get myself into with one of these. From the auction description:Giant Megavolt Tesla Coil for Special effects HUGE 300 foot Lightning bolts come out of this deviceDo not turn on near airports or other sensitive installations. Generates Giant Lightning bolts from 80