Monday 28 April 2008

Iberovespa '08, Setubal e tudo á volta...

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Vespistas em força


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Ruben e Mauro, falou-se muito portunhol


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Kait, from Leiria to the World


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Ambiente durante a "prova dos lentos"


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Serra, o motor T5 deste Ibero '08 a dar entrevista


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Mauro, aka LTB a mostrar a proeza perante o olhar incredulo do Renato


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Decorreu em Setúbal e em pleno parque natural da Arrábida, o Iberovespa '08. Um evento anual que contou com muita presença espanhola, vindos de Cordoba, Mérida, Aranda de Duero, a embajada de Villanueva de Serena (Badajoz) e arredores o Ruben, Sonja, Cristina e Nando. Grandes! Os Vespeinados de Vigo também quiseram marcar presença e lançaram o convite para uma ida a Galiza lá para Setembro. Temos de ir.
De Portugal, vindos de todo o pais, muitos trouxeram um espirito alegre e vontade de conhecer a região envolvente, outros foi o re-encontrar de caras conhecidas e conhecer outros novos elementos recém chegados a familia vespista. De salientar que o número elevado de participações femininas. Elas estiveram em força. Houve passeios pela serra, provas de vinhos moscatel e doces da região, mais passeios, jantar numa quinta sobre a cidade e o rio, mais doces. A seguir houve festa com nosso pessoal aqui da casa, O bailarico esticou-se no MXL Caffe até ás tantas... Ska, ska, ska. No dia seguinte, passeio a Palmela, mais castelo, mais doce e almoço junto ao mar. Cerveja Cintra. Despedidas, mais doces, desta vez em Azeitão e as suas famosas tortas. E o regresso a casa, rolando nas calmas, passando a imensa fila de carros que regressava de fim-de-semana alargado...sempre com aquele sorriso.
As fotos foram roubadas ao Ildebrando e Emdub.

Uma palavra de apreço a todos que conseguiram pôr de pé este Iberovespa e em especial para o João Serra, que foi um lutador incansável.

Eis os Prémios Vespa Gang para o evento deste ano:

Prémio Atrelado de Ouro - este ano, devida a elevada participação de concorrentes, decidimos não atribuir este prémio.

Prémio a Van que traz mais Vespas - idem aspas aspas

Prémio t-shirt mais original(masculino/feminino) - 'Motorhead' by Arlindo / 'Baby On Board' da Dulce

Prémio quanto mais Caril e mais gosto de ti: Anderson

Prémio os vespistas mais tecnologicos e que ainda tem tempo para fazer Geocaching: Magy e Billy do Vespa Friends Algarve

Prémio Melhor Saltador (classe profissional): Anderson

Prémio "já tens disto!" : Tunes

Prémio melhor barmen do Ibero '08: Manel

Prémio soneca: Roque

Prémio trinca-o-biscoito-e-os-teus-dentes-ficam-feitos-num-oito: Os tais S's nos Vinhos Bacalhoa.

Prémio melhor dançarino com parafusos: Xico Lambretta

Prémio minhoca verde: Mauro a.k.a. LTB

Prémio speaker de serviço: Mr. V

Prémio para a Vespa mais comentada: qualquer uma delas com cavalos pintados.

Prémio Vespa mais rock-trash-preto-fosco-colantes-marados-e-mais umas-cenas-que-fiz: Fernando Charly

Prémio Vespa vaza-olhos: aquele espanhol com a antena.

Prémio Burrice do Ibero '08 I: Mauro ao tentar abraçar a palmeira

Prémio Burrice do Ibero '08 II: Mexe, ao ter a proeza de atirar uma lagartixa para cima da Dulce que está de esperanças durante o almoço.

Prémio "Está tudo beinnnn?: namoradas do Van Pelt e do Charlie

Prémio "viemos cá, mas estamos meio perdidos": os moscãoteiros do colete

Prémio não sejas sovina e dá lá mais umas tantas sardinhas: David Testa

Prémio cerveja Cintra: vários participantes (mas não nos lembramos do nome deles...)

Prémio melhor penetra do Ibero '08: aquele que ali vai sem pulseira

Prémio tira-o-pé-do-chaaaaão! (classe Ivete Sangalo): Emdub

Prémio "nunca largo a minha namorada": Mexe

Prémio "tens um cão esquisito com o focinho tipo papa-formigas": Tiago

Prémio carne assada tipo fatia de fiambre: Nico from Vespa Clube of Britain/Curitiba

Prémio "é a última fatia de Cheesecake?!" : Hugo Oliveira

Prémio "aquele senhor da Rally Laranja que deu boleia a minha namorada": Zê "vou ali a Paris e já venho" João

Prémio "onde é que estão os meus ténis": Ivan e sr. Vasconcelos (no domingo de manhã)

Prémio franjinha: Paula Dias Exma. Sra. Presidente do V.C.L.

Prémio "sou amigo do Anderson, mas gosto mais da cerveja Cintra": Fragoso

Prémio joelho de fita cola: Admilson, el voador

Prémio "ainda bem que não cortaram ás fatias estes doces todos!": (o juri entendeu dar este prémio a quase todos que estiveram no jantar...)

Prémio "conta-me lá essa cena dos moods": Renato

Prémio "não te vi?": Marcelo

Prémio gang dos saca-adegas: Maximo, Mata, Paulo Martins, Fragoso

Prémio consul-honorário do Brasil: Nico

Scooter Gear: Part 2, Textile Jackets; Subsection A, Hi-Viz

It's taken me longer than I'd hoped to get back to my ongoing series on safety gear for scooterists.Since the news of impending paternity came in the middle of this series on safety gear, my priorities have changed. I don't have any plans to quit riding. Since $4, or even $5 a gallon gas seems likely by the end of the year, I hope to be using the Vespa even more for low-load trips. Plus I have no

Sunday 27 April 2008

April 22nd Update

New posts and updates will be sporadic for a while. We are in the process of preparing to move back West -- home. House is sold, our life is in storage, I resigned this week for the 2008-2009 school year. My wife and son leave in two days and I will finish the school year through June (I'm a teacher). It is my hope that I will be able to focus on the scoot throughout May and possibly finish it up. Ted will continue to work on when he can as well. The bike is pretty close to being complete and ride-ready. Keep your eyes peeled you could see the SS180 in San Francisco,CA or Portland, OR driving by -- make sure to give us a toot.

Friday 25 April 2008

Beginning of a Great Adventure

More proof, if any were needed, that Lou Reed is the most underrated song-writer of the 20th century.Some great jams here, but the vocals are a little muffled.And so you can truly appreciate Lou's take on a middle-aged hipster staring down paternity's double barrels, I give you the lyrics:It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick aroundA little me to fill up with my thoughtsA little me or

Anniversary, Announcement, and Assorted Aliterations

Well today is the second Anniversary of my first post here on Honky-Tonk Dragon. Over 1100 posts and 75,000 hits later, it might seem like a good time for reflection, and indulging in laser accurate probes of hind-sight. I'm sure I'll get to that eventually, but right now, I'm looking toward the future, for reasons which will become obvious in a moment.The announcement part of this post is

Monday 21 April 2008

Scooter Gear: An interlude, Why gear is important.

Well it's taken me longer than I expected to get back to the topic of riding gear for scooterists, and I apologize for that.Originally, I planned on doing only one post on the whole topic, but after starting with Leather Jackets, I realized this is a topic which needed more in depth coverage.The topic of safety gear for scooterists doesn't get discussed enough. To a lot of folks, the possibility

Iberovespa '08 é em Setúbal e vai haver festa...

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Pois é, o tempo parece ajudar, os dias cinzentos estão a acabar e para comemorar codignamente a verdadeira PrimaVera, o evento mais importante da cena vespista nacional o IberoVespa 2008, este ano na cidade de Setúbal. Começa dia 24 onde estão incluidas visitas as adegas do Moscatel e do bom vinho da região, passeios pela serra da Arrábida e a suas maravilhosas praias (várias modalidades de inscrição no IberoVespa 2008, ver no site do Vespa Clube de Lisboa) e na noite de sábado, temos Vespa Gang Mod Club no MXL Caffe, ali no Jardim da Beira Mar, junto ao rio e ao Clube Naval. Os selecters serão o Professor X e o Pedro "42" Ferreira que prometem muito ska, two tone e northern soul...a entrada é livre!

Scoopy Rides Again


Sim! 47 dias, 900 Euros e muitas chamadas telefónicas depois, a Scoopy está de novo na estrada. Não que eu tenha pago alguma coisa, era o que faltava, mas 900 euros parece-me muito dinheiro por uns quantos plásticos novos. Sim, porque a reparação resumiu-se a isso, e ainda por cima o guarda lamas (novo) ficou assim a modos que torto. Quando dei por isso, o recepcionista já tinha desaparecido para almoçar e eu resolvi trazer a Scoopy assim mesmo.

Aqui estou eu com o meu recente aspecto de ermitão, à porta da Santomar em Alfragide. (Ermitão, cego... e coxo!)

A Marta, habitual pendura, fez o gosto ao punho e tratou de trazer a Scoopy para casa, em grande estilo. Esteve um dia excelente! Do carro de apoio, livre de conduzir, eu fui fazendo umas fotos.

Rotunda em Miraflores

Quase em casa!

Estão a olhar para onde??

Agora, mais um par de dias e espero ficar também eu operacional, e sem nada torto. O gesso será retirado na quarta e o raio-x ditará a sua sentença. Façam figas!

Quando menos se espera

um tipo tropeça com uma scooter clássica. Este fim de semana, num centro comercial da zona de Sintra, onde nunca tinha entrado, dei de caras com esta Heinkel:


Já tinha lido no ScooterPT sobre esta pequena exposição no centro comercial Floresta, em Rio de Mouro (ou lá perto). Também já sabia que os "peritos" consideram este modelo particular como "um bom restauro". Eu achei que era linda! A foto não lhe faz justiça, não por falta da jeito da autora (obrigado Rita!) mas porque foi tirada com um telemóvel...

Houve quem achasse que "aquilo" (uma Heinkel a 4 tempos, 173cc de 1955) parecia um barco e dissesse que preferia qualquer modelo mais actual, em plástico colorido. Ele há com cada um(a)...

Saturday 19 April 2008

Day Late and a Dollar Short Movie Review: The American Astronaut

Just got this disc in the post from the Dragon's Arkansawyer correspondent, Iain de Sane, and I gotta say it is a Drive-in Classic!Now Iain has been raving about this film to me for some time, and quite honestly, I thought his hedonistic lifestyle had finally caught up with him, and he was just getting the name of that Astronaut Farmer flick wrong... How wrong I was...The American Astronaut

Thursday 17 April 2008

Free Shipping on the Dragon's Shirt Designs

This weekend there is free shipping at SpreadShirt. I suppose you could use this on any old graphic, but why, when you can get these fantastic scooter designs by yours truly. You can see all my images here.This offer is good April 19th and 20th, in the US and Canada, just use code SPRINGFREE (or CADSPRINGFREE for Canada) when asked for a coupon or voucher code as you order.

Hoje esteve mau tempo

Pois está! Tem estado...Por artes mágicas ou pura sorte de quem a não tem noutros aspectos da vida (até me considero um azarado nato, crónico, mas enfrento isso com um “êh” despreocupado, um sorriso ténue e um encolher de ombros conformado), lá me tenho conseguido escapar às bátegas que têm caído. O meu fato de chuva do Lidl tem chegado ao destino apenas húmido e o desumidificador que estabiliza

Wednesday 16 April 2008

Esta Sexta o Gang vai estar...

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No Lounge, em Santos, a assistir aos brasileiros Haxixins, banda louca de mod garage psicadélico.
É a editora portuguesa de vinil Groovie Records que os representa por cá e avisa que os Haxixins é
para quem gosta de Seeds, Stones, Music Machine ou Black Lips. O Gang gosta.

O Rapaz do Chapéu.

Tuesday 15 April 2008

12º Iberovespa 2008 - 25, 26 e 27 de Abril, Setúbal

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"O Vespa Clube de Lisboa vai levar a cabo, nos dias 25, 26 e 27 de Abril, em Setúbal, o 12º Iberovespa, o evento mais importante do panorama vespista nacional.
O habitual e salutar convívio entre vespistas vindos de todo o país, está garantido. Vão haver algumas surpresas, jogos vespa e passeios pela bela região de Setúbal / Palmela e Serra da Arrábida.
Estamos a preparar um evento que esperamos ser, mais uma, vez memorável para todos os participantes e amantes da Vespa.
Estão também já garantidas presenças de vespistas do país vizinho."

fonte: sitio oficial do VCL

A gangaria vai andar por lá, numa correria entre a Quinta da Bacalhoa e a cidade de Setubal, um copo de moscatel e um prato de choco frrito...e o Portinho da Arrábida. Sobe e desce!!... Também podem-nos encontrar às voltinhas na Avenida Luiza Todi, pela noitinha. Vai haver festa two-tone, ska pela mão do Professor X e do Pedro "42" Ferreira e...mais não digo!

Sunday 13 April 2008

New Painting: January Sky

Just finished this painting, and I'm pretty happy with it. It is the most intensive piece I've completed in like four years. There are little bits I was tempted to keep refining, but a voice inside my head started saying, "Step away from the easel, and no one will get hurt..."This of course is a reference to an old artist's joke:Q: How many people does it take to paint a painting?A: Two. One to

Comics Britannia: Alan Moore Interviews

I just found this lovely series of videos of comics writer Alan Moore discussing several of his projects. If you are a fan of Mr. Moore, then you probably are aware of most this stuff. It's highly entertaining, nonetheless. If you only vaguely recognize the name, (and you should as the man behind the comics which inspired the films V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and the

Will she fire up?


After two long back-to-back days on installing the floor rails, we wanted to see if the bike would fire it. We removed the spark plug and kicked the kick stark and we had spark.



We were a bit eager just to hear her fire up, which she did right away.




The camera I had with me only takes :30 second videos; hence the multiple videos here.

Saturday 12 April 2008

O Adeus do mestre

A blogosfera scooterista anda em ebulição com a anunciada retirada do seu contribuinte mais proeminente. Não é para menos.

Desde o inicio, Steve Williams cativou pela sua prosa descomprometida, a sua visão de outsider, o homem de meia idade que tinha descoberto a scooter. Sem preconceitos, levava-nos até à sua Pensilvânia rural, percorrida, sem pressas, aos comandos de uma vespa cinzenta. (Primeiro uma LX 150, mais tarde uma GTS)

Nestas deslocações e passeios, Steve partilhou convosco muitas reflexões sobre a vida e o acto singular de pilotar uma pequena scooter. À sua arte consumada de contador de historias, Steve juntava sempre fotografias de paisagens deslumbrantes, onde a vespa era muitas vezes protagonista. Eu vou sentir falta daquelas imagens rurais americanas, mas também da profundidade que se podia encontrar nos textos, algo muito pouco comum em blogues.

Se não fazem ideia do que estou a falar, naturalmente não merecem viver. Mas podem redimir-se, passeando pelo arquivo do Scooter in the Sticks e vendo este video.

Nós por cá


Tenho aqui a revista Scooting espanhola, a edição de Abril. Costumo comprar também a Scooting Portuguesa, a Motociclismo, e por vezes alguma outras. Estar a folhear esta revista leva-me sempre para outra realidade. Uma realidade onde a gasolina é mais barata, onde o IVA é de 16%, onde há muito mais respeito pelos utilizadores de veículos de duas rodas... Mas divago, mais uma vez.

A questão aqui é não só que a vida em Espanha seja mais barata, coisa que todos sabemos, e que lá haja mais civismo, como muitos viajantes já deram conta. É que mesmo no pequeno mundo das scooters, as diferenças são grandes. Comecemos por estes preços:

Honda Silverwing 400 - 5.449 Euros
Vespa GTS 250ie - 4.129 Euros
Suzuki Burgman 125 - 3.449 Euros

Comentários? Sim, eu sei que há uma série de factores económicos que talvez impossibilitem a prática destes preços hermanos simpáticos nas nossas paragens (e nem escolhi os mais escandalosos). Mas dá que pensar.

E que dizer das campanhas de prevenção e cursos de condução defensiva gratuitos, dados pelos municípios, da mobilização conseguída pelos próprios utilizadores na defesa dos seus direitos, por exemplo no caso dos guardarrailes, campo onde porventura estarão mais atrasados?

Que pensar das seguradoras portuguesas, que não distinguem, por exemplo, entre isto:

Piaggio Fly 100 0-100km/h em 45 segundos ; Velocidade máxima 77 km/h.




E isto:


Honda CBF 500 0-100 km/h em 5 segundos; Velocidade máxima 190 km/h.




(Ambas imagens: Motociclismo)

Com a sua política de duas cilindradas, ou seja menos ou mais de 500 centímetros cúbicos, estes dois modelos acabam por pagar exactamente o mesmo!

É que os nossos vizinhos têm um mercado muito mais maduro, onde há preços específicos para o nível de risco que um veiculo comporta, o que naturalmente se traduz em valores diferentes para uma scooter de 125, 250 ou 400 centímetros cúbicos, e por aí fora.

Penso que não é vergonha nenhuma implementar o que lá fora se faz melhor. Se eles conseguem, porque não nós? Por que temos que ser sempre o mau exemplo?

Para finalizar, só mais uma coisinha. Sou comprador da Scooting (PT) desde o primeiro número. É única revista especificamente sobre scooters que existe em Português. Gosto das reportagens de eventos, modelos clássicos, etc. Mas para uma publicação que quase se limita a reproduzir conteúdos da sua congénere espanhola, como é que mesmo assim consegue ser mais cara que a original?!

Es que no lo entiendo.

Estacionamento Vespa

Escusam de andar a fazer pesquisas no You Tube: para isso estou cá eu, que não tenho mais nada com que me ocupar a não ser procurar goodies na Internet. Este pequeno vídeo tem valor por si mesmo, está bem feito e tal, mas o que eu gosto mesmo é a solução de estacionamento que ele sugere no fim. Have a look.


Friday 11 April 2008

Like Everything Else, Those Dastardly French Raise Comics to Fine Art

Heather McDougal over at Cabinet of Wonders, has a wonderful (pardon the redundant pun) post up about the joys of French comics:For a number of years now, I have gone to France as often as I and my family can afford, and each time we make a pilgrimage to a particular store in St. Michel that sells literally thousands of these kinds of comic books, along with videos, manga, and other things.

News on the Dragon's Favorite Blogs

Which do you want first, the good or the bad?Ah, you're like me, you want the bad first, with the good to follow to cusion the blow, well...One of my favorite blogs is going into extreme slow down, if not ceasing to post altogether. Yup, Steve Williams over at Scooter in the Sticks is moving on to greener pastures. This makes me very sad, as Steve frequently came the closest to describing the

Vai dar uma granda volta

O Daniele anda a dar a volta à Itália na sua Yamaha X-Max. Mais um viajante intrépido (e um bocado "cromo") a aventurar-se pela estrada fora na sua scooter. O rapaz parece ter planos mais ambiciosos para o futuro. Acho que depois de começar, ninguém tem muita vontade de voltar para casa.

Fiquem com o seu vídeo "Il giro d'Italia in scooter - trailer" e lembrem-se: a volta a Portugal faz-se mais facilmente e a primavera já aí está...

Thursday 10 April 2008

Scooter Customization on the Cheap

Piaggio is supposedly releasing a series of various decals for the Vespa S. It seems a little odd that these stickers are being tied so closely to the S. Like they won't stick onto a GTS? The sets of stickers are fairly pedestrian, Italian flags, Union Jacks, racing stripes... yada, yada, yada... Follow this link, and it will take you to the S accessories page where you can see pictures of the

Dia 36


Certo. Ainda tenho a pata branca. O gesso só saí dia 21, o meu médico diz que os ossos ainda não tiveram tempo de solidificar completamente. Também se falou na possibilidade de problemas no futuro, artroses e coisas giras desse género. Espero que não seja assim. Depois de tirar o gesso ainda há fisioterapia.

A Scoopy, que não vejo à semanas, ainda está na oficina a aguardar autorização da seguradora para o arranjo. Eles a mim já me disseram que iam autorizar (há quase uma semana), mas à oficina não disseram nada. O costume.

Com isto tudo só posso voltar a uma vida normal, seja lá o que isso for, em Maio. Os 100 km de Portalegre foram ao ar e os 50 também. Ainda lá vou, só para dar apoio moral aos outros.

OK, prometo que este será o último post com radiografias. Mas tentem lá encontrar as fracturas. Há um prémio para quem acertar no nome dos ossos...

Wednesday 9 April 2008

Virtual Vespas

Linux News is reporting that H.R. Block virtual offices within Second Life are giving away Vespas (you know, virtual Second Life Vespas)As the tax deadline nears, H&R Block is serious about giving real-life advice to made-up characters.Why?Because those characters are controlled by real people, otherwise known as potential clients.This is no digital dalliance. Last year Computer World magazine

Tuesday 8 April 2008

The Rezistor DIY Vespa Conversion

The Rezistor - World's Quietest Vespa | V is for Voltage CommunityA member of the V is for Voltage EV community has converted a 1970 Vespa 50S Special to a DIY electric scooter. Apparently he recently won best Rat scoot at a Portland scooter rally.Very Impressive!

Apartments Designed for Scooterists/Motorcyclists

Dezeen » Blog Archive » NE apartment by Yuji Nakae, Akiyoshi Takagi and Hirofumi OhnoThis is one of the cooler things I've seen lately. Three Japanese architects have designed a unit of eight apartments specifically for two-wheeling residents.The C-shaped unit has an open, central common area which connects to the street, a kind of shared driveway. Each apartment has a small garage off of this

Monday 7 April 2008

Na sexta vamos estar no...

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Por aqui andamos cheios de actividade. No sábado passado, o Professor X e o Pedro "42" Ferreira animaram a festa dos Corsage no Bacalhoeiro. Grande concerto desta rapaziada, que rodou os temas novos para o seu álbum de estreia, que se espera ter edição nos próximos meses. Grandes músicas e uma banda segura, com um front man que vai dar que falar na nossa cena musical, Henrique. Um encore fantástico com destaque para os temas John, Jonh and John e All Their Faces que estão disponibilizados nos myspace deles. Depois e como prometido houve bailarico com muito two-tone pela mão de Pedro Temporão dos Corsage e a nossa gangaria. Muito suor e muita dança, numa noite quente e cheia de carisma.

Para já e na próxima sexta-feira, podem apontar, todos os caminhos vão dar ao Santiago Alquimista. Trata-se de um noite muito especial, os The Profilers comemoram 1 ano de vida, e que a poucas semanas atrás foram aclamados vencedores do Concurso de Música Moderna de Corroios deste ano. Comos eles não perdem uma das nossas noites do Vespa Gang Mod Club e por isso fizeram questão de nos convidar para animar a sua festa. Consta que a actuação deles vai ter direito a convidados especiais e tudo...repito vai acontecer no Santiago Alquimista na próxima sexta a partir das 23 horas. É lá que vamos estar.

Scooter Gear: Part 1, Leather Jackets

I've been promising you for awhile, and myself for even longer, that I would post something in depth about riding gear for scooter riders.Well, I just stumbled upon this recent article in the New York Times about leather jackets, and thought it was a good place to start. It's a strange article, with an accompanying set of photos of male models posing on Vespas. One of the photos even features a

What is Art?

I've always loved Creature Comforts, but I thought it was just this single short about Zoos. So discovering this short from Aardman productions on art was a real delight. Then I found there are a whole bunch of these shorts available on YouTube on topics ranging from the upcoming presidential election to being a bird. Still this one above is my current favorite.via Art News Blog

A ANSR diz que sim


Escrevi umas linhas à Autoridade Nacional de Segurança rodoviária, na sequência do meu post Think! Tenho por hábito fazer isso, escrever às instituições sobre as que faço comentários menos positivos. Acho que é justo e dá-lhes a possibilidade de me corrigirem, é uma espécie de direito de resposta. Verdade seja dita, resposta é coisa que quase nunca obtenho.

Não foi assim desta vez. Obtive um rápido comentário deste organismo público, onde me diziam que tinham pleno conhecimento dos problemas que eu estava a focar e que estão a trabalhar para os resolver. Assim, pedi que me esclarecessem sobre medidas ou campanhas, planeadas ou em curso, que visassem aumentar a segurança dos utilizadores mais vulneráveis da via pública.

Espero que essa resposta também chegue e possa aqui falar dela.

Como funciona um variador?

Pois é, não faço ideia! A sério, este post é uma pergunta, não é a resposta! Sim, sim, parece que há umas analogias com a transmissão de uma bicicleta, mas com funcionamento automático, naturalmente. Até aí chego, mas o resto parece demasiado complexo. Acho que já desisti de tentar saber. Chega-me o que se pode resumir a este vídeo:

Sunday 6 April 2008

Honky-Tonk Dragon vs. the Mods and the Rockers

Labels are such weird things. We protest being confined to them by others, and then turn around and wrap ourselves in their comforting detachment.The world of two-wheelers and two-wheel afficiandoes is more fractured and contentious than the genres of music store. Taste in music is how adolescents define themselves and make a place for themselves in the fringes of society. Taste in two-wheelers

Mother of the Other

Since "Breaking Bad" is in reruns, I'm painting tonight. And going through my clip file, I discovered this blast from the past.This mural is the largest painting I've executed to date. It was never titled, but I'm posthumously saddling it with the name "Mother of the Other," which if my beer-addled brain serves me right, kind of sums up the gist of what I was shooting for.I was never completely

Vespa Expedition to Promote Kindness, Compassion, and Volunteerism

Chef Peter Ramstine is my kind of maniac. On April 1st (seriously) he began a journey through all of the state capitals and 8 Canadian Provinces on his yellow Vespa GTS. Along the way he will be volunteering where-ever he can. Look at this route!You can view the route and schedule in more detail here.Peter was originally inspired to start this journey after his experiences volunteering with

Ben Hur Enters Celestial Chariot Races with a Vespa

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Saturday 5 April 2008

Step by step: floor rail installation

Before you go further, I recommend seriously considering Pascoli's floor rail kit and not the standard Rally kit.

I recently was told by a reputable shop that Pascoli is now outsourcing his products and the quality of them is a lot different that it was four or five years ago. I do not have first hand knowledge of this, but it makes me slower to want to buy Pascoli immediately.

If I replaced my legshield trim with Pascoli's ($67) and my floor rail kit ($170) my bike would be more period correct -- totaling $237 plus shipping. I spent under $70 with shipping for my set up, which other SS180 owners have used. So for a grand total of $307 plus shipping we can have it correct (with our $70 already invested). The question is would we see a return on this investment if we sold the bike. Is it like a new kitchen or bathroom where your guaranteed a return? Is it important enough to the owner Lisa to have it period correct? This is a moot point considering we don't have $300 to spend right now. We have some huge expenses coming and it will be a long while before the toy penny bank starts filling up. We will roll with what we have and some time down the road I will fix the seat and replace these items.

This blog post will comprehensively cover one way to install floor rails. After five or more hours of phone calls, web searching, emails, and two web forums I decided to pop rivet everything, but the end caps on the floor rail kit. The end caps will be hand peened into a mushroom and then waffled to look manufacturer stock.

Day one:
After three hours work we had one outer rail pop riveted on and all three left side floor rails shaped and the holes cleaned out and lined up. We spent 45 minutes planning and discussing our plan of attack. We learned a lot and the rest should go much faster.

I will add to this entry until it is complete. Please re-visit as it is incomplete in this state.
In retrospect, I wish I bought the $170 Pascoli VSC floor rail kit instead of the $47 Rally kit. We'll get into that later. Pictured above is the Rally kit made by Olympia (Italian).

Here you can see the original rails beside my brand new ones. A rough measurement showed them to be very close in length and shape. The Olympia kit is probably over an inch shorter -- at least on the outer rails. I have heard that CIF brand is longer and would be better to use, but I do not have first hand knowledge of this.
The end caps of the Olympia kit are on the right and left is stock.
At a closer look you can see the mold the new end caps came from left a knob. I will use Wetodry sandpaper to sand that off. I bought a variety pack and will hit will 2000 grit wet paper. Then I will make sure those end caps face inward so no one sees that I sanded them.

Ted owned a pop rivet gun and last week we determined the pop rivet size required. I will post later. If you click to enlarge the photo you can read the sizes he bought. We used the larger.
We cleaned out the paint from the holes in the frame to make sure they would accept the rivets.
Run a small pilot through all holes and then a larger drill bit for all holes, but NOT the end caps, because the rivet is smaller.
Do not wipe the drill shavings off with a cloth. You'll kill your paint. Blow it off.

Next we installed a very thick fibered paper that my wife bought when we painted out house. This stuff is tough! You could drag a wrench across it and your paint would be safe. Heck you could spill water on it and your scoot would stay dry. With a nail punch we marked the holes.
Then we shaped all three of the floor rails for the left side starting with the inner ones and ending with the outer pictured above. The first two were very easy.
The outer rail was a little tricky. We wanted to make sure that the end cap holes lined up too. We used a camping propane bottle in a vice and put a sock over the rail and then gently rolled in a curved shape.
We then mounted a wall hook to a piece of wood for leverage and put the outer rail back on the frame and rocked the hook in the rail to snug it up perfectly. It worked well without creasing the rail.
After that we enlarged the rail holes to accept the pop rivets. Do not enlarge the end cap holes. That is not necessary.
File the holes clean. It is important that the base of the floor rail is clean and clear. The inside needs to be clean too so you minimize the size of knob on the pop rivet. The rubber still needs to fit over top of it.
We bolted the end caps on to hold the rail in place. We taped the washer to protect the paint.
With the drill again we made sure all the holes were aligned. We moved the rail as far forward as possible so the end cap would rest beside for the legshield trim.
Next we pop riveted the holes, but we did NOT tighten them all the way to cut free. We applied pressure to the floor rail as we pop riveted. Be very careful, because there is a danger you can crease and destroy your floor rails here. Do NOT over tighten. With the outer rail we were successful.  Also, make sure you tuck the rivet head into the beading along the outside of the frame underneath so it lays flush when you compress the rivet.
This is what the pop rivets look like before being cut. The flush side is underneath. I opted not to use washers for a cleaner look and it seems the install went well.
We checked everything and then tightened them all down one click and crack no more pop rivet, just a rivet.

The Rally kit is not a perfect match, but it's close. The body work was not flush and therefore we needed to move the rail a hair here and a hair there. We were very gently and the soft metal is very responsive.
This is how the outer rail looks installed.
My biggest disappointment is that the end cap is not further up. I honestly expected it to be further up -- not perfect but better. I was warned these rails were thinner and shorter, but I didn't expect it to look this bad. The weird thing is that the Rally rails line up with the holes in the frame and the end caps holes obviously line with the rails; therefore I wonder if the P Series legshield trim is why it is coming up short. I need to look into that.

I will go with the Pascoli kit in the future, but for now I want to find an NOS legshield trim. Once I have the right trim I'll redo the floor rails. Look at Hiro's pictures (scroll down) and you'll see what I mean about how terribly my rails look to stock ones. I am upset about this, but too tired to go BBS on myself at the moment. CRAP! My wife, the owner and rider of this SS, is even considering if going with the correct floor rail kit is best. I am with her, but don't want to throw one on if the legshield trim is too short anyways.

Of course, the good news is this is stuff that can be changed later if needed, but will function okay in the interim. I worry the bike is turning into an Ugly Betty with these two items being so visible and off. The bike is SO close to 100% original, but these items lower it for me. I guess it will be up to Lisa, my wife, to make the final call.

I don't know if I am going to invest $40+ in Pascoli VSC floor rail rubber if I may just replace the hole kit later on and if the Rally rails are shorter I will NOT be able to use the VSC rubber again, because it will be cut short.

Doesn't it suck that I had to have it fully installed to see how bad it looked. I can't return it now and I am unsure if I will just quit and order Pascoli or if I will install these and hunt for NOS and when I find hope to buy for under $300 for the legshield beading and the floor rail. We'll have to see. I am researching that right now.

The end caps will be hand peened. Lucky for me Ted has experience. His resume is pretty extensive for working on cars and motorcycles. His training came in the late 60s and 70s. If you ever research body work you'll most likely be steered to a 1970 vo-tech manual on "moving metal." During those times it was still an art, not just replace a fiberglass part like today. Pictured above is Ted and the aluminum bowl he hand peened from a plat piece of metal with a sand back for his mom in 1968.

--------- Day 2 ----------

This process is moving so much slower than I expected. The work can be pretty frustrating, because of the required angles for the floor rails.

We spent another solid 4 plus hours (with two people working) and all that was done was two more floor rails were added (inner ones) and I sanded and polished all of the end caps. So half of the job was complete.

For polishing, I used a file and file down the knob (poor casting quality) until it was almost flush. Then I used 2000 grit wetodry sand paper and ONLY sanded the area I filed so as not to screw the polish up on the rest of the end cap. Then I polished it with Mother's. It cleaned up nice. When I install I will hide the blemished sides facing the bike so people won't see it; though it's not noticable unless you look for it.


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On the third day we repeated all of the steps described above on the right floor rails. The holes lined up a little better between the rails and frame.

We made sure line up all the end caps with the rails before laying them down.

Make sure when you drill out the frame holes that you drill from bottom up, because the drill bit will tear the paint and that can be hidden beneath a rail very easily, but not as easily beneath a rivet. Ted thought it wouldn't be an issue, but it was for the most visible holes (the front end caps) on this side and now we need to make sure that the mushroom rivet head will cover it -- it should.

Again we used the ultra thick paper to protect the paint from the rails.

It felt good to see both rails in place.
With a heavy anchor and a punch Ted and I flattened one of the pop rivet heads in the rail so we could run the rubber through smoothly. The aluminum pop rivets give way easily.
The hardest rail to line up is the outer. We had use a rubber mallet on the back of the outer rail on this side to get it to line up in the grove correctly; fortunately this metal is super soft and doesn't take much at all.

Make sure that the body is going to line up with the rail before paint. I'd give the body shop person the bike with the rails bolted on personally so he/she could see how it should line up. I have tiny gaps that I need to hide by moving the floor rail metal very slightly.

Here's what we have left:
1) Flatten the pop rivet heads so the rubber will fit properly
2) Install rubber
3) Install the end caps / rivets
4) Waffle the end cap rivets

We're hunting for the correct rivet punches and waffle.

For newbies, working in a pair slowly and cautiously give yourself 10 hours to do the entire job well.

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I spent $1.69 at Harbor Freight Tools for these punches and decided to use these to create my rivet punches.


When all was said and done it looked like this.

First we cut the tip off the punch and then using a Dremel and a concave drill bit we shaped the tip.

We added oil as we drilled it out, which helped a lot.

Then we used a softer Dremel tip to "cone" it out.

Once done we used Emery paper to smooth it out. The finish product was pretty good considering we don't have shop lathe, which would have made this process a lot faster and easier.


We also used screws, washers (with painters tape), and nuts to bolt on the end caps so in the hopes that the floor rails would retain a memory of shape.


We very quickly learned that the majority of the holes of the end caps do not line up with the floor rails and frame holes, which means the rivets or screws are angled. This upset us. It was a major paint in the butt to bolt them down and most of the endcaps did not fit, they are cockeyed.


Before screwing the endcaps on I carefully selected each endcap for each specific rail and numbered them with a Sharpie on the rail and endcap so as not to mix them up. My goal was to hide the area where I filed and sanded the endcap mold down.


--------- Day 5 ---------

This day sucked. It was a 7 hour day and we have nothing to show for it other than a few tools. Hand peening the rivets went terrible.

We used a bolt to create the ancho that will rest on top of the rivet while it is hit from the bottom. We created 2-3 of these concave punches in all.

First we use a pointed punch to mark the center of it.

Then we used a drill to concave the tip.

Next we decided to make the waffle. Using another Harbor Freight punch from my packet we hack-sawed it so the diameter was as big as possible. We then hack-sawed three cuts in it in each direction being careful to also angle the saw so as to create the teeth of the waffle.

We cleaned the waffle up with the Dremel.

But we found that best thing to use was an angled file.
I recommend using the file to create the groove instead of the hack-saw or Dremel.
I am not happy with how sharp the teeth are on the waffle. I need to re-do it.

We then spent hours working on hand peening the rivets. We put the rivets through the end caps and then cut the excess at 1/4 inch. It leaves a little mohawk shape. Then we used the concave punch, but the rivet kept bending and folding over. It was terrible. We used a concave anchor on top of the rivet to protect the the rivet. We use a rubber with adhesive -- we cut a hole in it -- to protect the paint. It worked, but made it too hard to see so we used painter's tape. We tried a couple times and ended up with the punch eating into the paint. CRAP! We started to install the rear most inner end cap, so it is the least likely to be seen. We laid the bike at an angle -- resting the motor on a block of wood.

We drilled out the rivets after being so bummed with the outcome of the rivet. Check out the May 3rd post on how to properly ball peen rivets. I found it to be very helpful.

Feeling frustrated and defeated we quit. I called Mic at Scooter Shop for advice. He told me two bits of advice: (1) we have too much length on our rivets and need to cut them shorter and (2) use a ball peen hammer to steer the rivet as it is hammered down. The stock rivets from the manufacturer are not perfect looking either. They are bent angles to and somewhat folded over itself, like a compressed slinky that slowly folds into a mushroom. Then it is waffled flat.

We'll try again. We have at least 20 hours invested in the floor rail kit so far and it is a major pain in the butt, but we won't quit until we get it right.

The only problem is my painter wants the bike ASAP to do the touch up because I move back West with the bike on June 9th.


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